DEAR INTERNET
I JUST SPENT THREE HOURS DOING LONGSWORD DRILLS IN MY BACK YARD AND THEN RIGHT AFTER IN A FIT OF TESTOSTERONE I SHAVED OFF ALL MY FACIAL HAIR ALSO I GOT A HAIRCUT FOREVER AGO BY WHICH I MEAN A WEEK I FEEL LIKE I'M TWELVE AGAIN THIS IS REALLY WEIRD OH AND IN THE PROCESS I NOTICED MY PSUEDO DOUBLE CHIN IS GONE WHICH IS PRETTY AWESOME I'M ALSO MAKING A BENCH OUT OF HALF A LOG AND SOME METAL ROD THAT I'M GOING TO BLACKSMITH THE FUCK OUT OF FOR THE FAMILY OF A FRIEND OF MINE BECAUSE WHEN I WAS VISITING HIM THE OTHER WEEK THE SAME WEEK I GOT MY HAIRCUT HIS FAMILY GAVE ME TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER IT WAS REALLY WEIRD ANYWAY THE BENCH IS IN RETURN FOR THAT HUGE SUM OF MONEY BUT SECRETLY IT'LL ONLY COST LIKE TEN BUCKS TO MAKE SO I STILL FEEL KINDA BAD BUT IT'S ALL GOOD THERE WILL BE PICS LATER BUT NOT OF ME BECAUSE I FEEL WEIRD WITHOUT ALL MY HAIR MY LIPS ARE HUGE

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